Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

''This list has been closed. RIP November 22, 2015 - November 26, 2017. Thanks to all the 50+ people who contirbuted to this list.''
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*Cool Cat Drinks Bleach
*Cool Cat Puts The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Back on TV
*Cool Cat Doesn't Save the Kids
*Cool Cat Legalizes Weed
*Cool Cat Kills Daddy Derek
*Cool Cat stalks Slenderman
*Cool Cat Eats A Dick
*Cool Cat has a week long orgy with millions of beautiful anime babes, then drowns in his cum.
*Cool Cat Loves Kiddy Cock
*Cool Cat Gets Herpes
*Cool Cat Has Sex with Satan
*Cool Cat Loves Censorship
*Cool Cat Joins ISIS
*Cool Cat Heils Hitler
*Cool Cat Loves War
*Cool Cat Joins The KKK
*Cool Cat Joins The Nazi Party
*Cool Cat Summons Cthulhu
*Cool Cat Tries to Fist Cthulhu
*Cool Cat Joins Reddit
*Cool Cat Gets Bitchslapped By A Redheaded Hooker Demon
*Cool Cat Joins Tumblr
*Cool Cat demonstrates safe yiff
*Cool Cat gets rickrolled
*Cool Cat puts LtCorbis' face in an oven
*Cool Cat watches the Nutshack
*Cool Cat becomes a host on bad creepypasta
*Cool Cat is the dragonborn
*Cool Cat cums in Mama Cat's wet, gaping pussy.
*Cool Car has gay sex with GRAND DAD and Brendaniels.
*Cool Cat: The Final Shrekoning
*Cool Cat is enhanced by SIVA.
*Cool Cat becomes a transgender feminist.
*Cool Cat uses the Wii remote to to stimulate his anus.
*Cool Cat meets Evil PatriXXX
*Cool Cat x Booker DeWitt- a sexy gay fan fiction.
*Cool Cat Orchestrates The Nuclear Holocaust
*Cool Cat Causes The Singularity
*Cool Cat Assassinates The President
*Cool Cat Scams A Nigerian Prince
*Cool Cat Starts A Cult
*The Cool Cat Master Race Pees on the Butch the Bully Pleasants the show Dominance
*Cool Cat Feasts On The Flesh Of The Unborn
*Cool Cat Drowns Babies
*Cool Cat Writes A Trollpasta
*Cool Cat Meets Jeff the Killer
*Cool Cat: Your Time Is Up
*Cool Cat Saves The Cloppers
*Cool Cat Cooks The Jews
*Cool Cat Makes A Porno
*Cool Cat Killed The Cooks
*Cool Cat Cooks Methaphetamine
*Cool Cat Finds Slenderman
*Cool Cat Joins CPWiki
*Cool Cat Plays SONIC.EXE
*Cool Cat Watches The Ring
*Cool Cat Reads My Immortal
*Cool Cat Joins FF.net
*Cool Cat Writes A Movie
*Cool Cat Vs. I Hate Everything: Dawn Of The Internet
*Cool Cat Love Babies
*Cool Cat Kills Sonic99rae
*Cool Cat Finds A Fedora
*Cool Cat Dies Of Aids
*Cool Cat Kills 3Lamestudio
*Cool Cat.exe
*Cool Cat Saves The Bullies
*Cool Cat buys a Softpaw Magazine
*Cool Cat Gets On Mr. Bones Wild Ride
*Cool Cat Goes To Somalia
*Cool Cat Wastes Water
*Cool Cat Writes A Manga
*Cool Cat badz at teh grammers.
*Cool Cat Gets Triple Anal Fisted by Daddy Derek, Butch the Bully, and IHE
*Cool Cat Lost Episode
*Cool Cat Finds Himself
*Cool Cat Gets Off To Hentai
*Cool Cat Finds Himself... On Rule 34
*Cool Cat Gets Addicted To Meth
*Cool Cat Inhales Dong
*Cool Cat Becomes A Cyber Punk
*Cool Cat 06
*Cool Cat Wanks Off To 50 Shades Of Grey
*Cool Cat Grows The Fuck Up
*Cool Cat vs. The Troll Punks
*Cool Cat Sucks Dick For Meth
*Cool Cat Meets Daddy D-erect
*Cool Cat x Shrek: A Romantic Hentai
*Cool Cat Enslaves The Mexicans
*Cool Cat Elects Donald Trump For Emperor
*Cool Cat Reads The Story Of Little Black Sambo
*Cool Cat Burns In Hell
*Cool Cat Hires Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as hitmen
*Cool Cat And Hitler BFF
*Cool Cat Murders Future Cool Cat
*Cool Cat Apologizes To IHE
*Cool Cat Makes R34
*Cool Cat Makes A Megaman Game
*Cool Cat Catches A Minun And Kills A Plusle With It
*Cool Cat Kills Memy9909
*Cool Cat Sues Trollpasta Wiki
*Cool Cat Takes Off His Fursuit
*Cool Cat Gets Off To Pokemon
*Cool Cat Goes To North Korea
*Cool Cat Disrespects An Opinion
*Cool Cat Visits the Internet Fetish Community
*Cool Cat Smokes The Weed
*Cool Cat Is Love, Cool Cat Is Life
*Cool Cat On Ice
*Cool Cat Gets Ran Over
*Cool Cat Cools Down
*Cool Cat Takes On The Role Of Doctor Light
*Cool Cat Gets A Copyright Strike
*Cool Cat Becomes Boring Bull
*Cool Cat Drinks Mountain Dew And Eats Doritos
*Cool Cat In: The Furriest Of Porn Alive - A 12 DVD Box Set
*Cool Cat Destroys The Death Star
*Cool Cat Pours Steaming Lead On His Balls
*Cool Cat Becomes All the Characters In Star Wars: The Force Awakens
*Cool Cat Becomes A Third-Wave Feminist and Protests Star Wars: The Force Awakens
*Cool Cat The Catholic Priest
*Cool Cat Fucks The Kids
*Cool Cat Is God
*Cool Cat Destroys The Earth With His GODLY THIGHS
*Cool Cat Meets Pepe In: The Tragic Meme-tastrophy Of 2016
*Cool Cat Becomes A Hipster
*Cool Cat Goes To SXSW
*Cool Cat Protests Mainstream Bands
*Cool Cat Guest Stars On Great: The Show!
*Cool Cat Eats Literal Shit
*Cool Cat Eats Feminist Vaginal Yeast Bread and Feminist Menstrual Blood Cookies
*Cool Cat Becomes A Playable Character On Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
*Cool Cat x JonTron x Jacques - A Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts Love Story
*Cool Cat Covers "Bring Me to Life" By Evanescence
*Cool Cat Becomes The Supreme Meme Lord
*Cool Doge
*Cool Cat vs. Donald Trump - Who Will Be The 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate?
*Cool Cat Remixes "Where Are Ü Now (feat. Justin Bieber)" By Jack Ü
*Cool Cat Becomes An EDM Artist
*Cool Cat Tops The Charts With His New Hit Song "Saving the Kids"
*Cool Cat Provides Salvation For The Kids
*Cool Cat Sues Everyone Who Contributed to This Page
*Cool Cat Makes A Shitty Trollpasta About Himself That Gets Taken Off The Wiki
*Cool Cat: A Bollywood Production
*Cool Cat Becomes Megamind's New Minion
*Cool Cat Becomes a Minion
*Cool Cat Is Satan
*Cool Cat: the Broadway Play
*Cool Cat Is MrRepzion's Annoying Neighbor
*Cool Cat Covers Purpose by Justin Bieber
*Cool Cat Becomes a Teen Heartthrob
*Cool Cat Gets HIV From Fucking Too Many Fangirls
*Cool Cat Lives for the Applause
*Cool Cat Becomes a Rapper
*Cool Cat Uses a Gun For the First Time
*Cool Cat Becomes a Mass Murderer
*Cool Cat Kills Butch the Bully
*Butch the Bully Saves the Kids
*Cool Cat Destroys America
*Cool Cat Meets His Evil Alternate Universe Doppelganger Kill Kat
*Cool Cat Finds a Beer Bottle
*Cool Cat Finds Prescription Pills
*Cool Cat Loves Alternatul Fuels
*Cool Cat Loves Wrastling
*Cool Cat Meets LL Cool J and IceJJFish Who Sue Him for Stealing Their Names to Make His Rap Fursona
*Cool Cat Makes a Human Fursona
*Cool Cat vs. Godzilla
*Cool Cat Meets Jeff the Potato
*Cool Cat Was Phone
*Cool Cat Ate a Chocolate Bar
*Cool Cat Meets His Dog Alternate Universe Doppleganger Kool Dawg
*Cool Cat Meets Butch the Bully's Nice Alternate Universe Doppelganger Freddy the Friend
*Cool Cat Is Secretly The Amazing Atheist
*Cool Cat Finds Bobsheaux's Review
*Cool Cat Takes His Head Off for a Guy at Disney's Lost Amusement Park
*Cool Cat Loves Ariana Grande Harder
*Cool Cat Fucks Vivica A. Fox
*Cool Cat's Life: Under the Fursuit
*Cool Cat Chases Butch the Bully Into a Police Car For 90 Minutes
*Cool Cat Creates a Pipe Bomb
*Cool Cat Becomes the Pope
*Cool Cat the Time Traveler
*Cool Cat Becomes a Pharaoh
*Cool Cat Blows up the Nazi Regime
*Cool Cat Recreates the Universe
*Cool Cat Dates the Trollpasta Wiki
*Cool Cat Plays Angry Birds
*Cool Cat the XBOX ONE Fanboy
*Cool Cat Makes Dank Memes
*Cool Cat - the Origin Story
*Cool Cat Meets Charlie Sheen
*Cool Cat Gets EbolAIDS from Charlie Sheen
*Cool Cat Loves War Prisoners
*Cool Cat Visits the Land of Ooo
*Cool Cat Did 9/11
*Daddy Derek Saves the Kids
*Cool Cat is CoolCubed in: Teaching Kids Geometry
*Cool Cat 2: Electric Boogaloo
*Cool Cat Saves The Mars Bars
*Cool Cat Listens to Death Grips
*Cool Cat Gets Noided
*Cool Cat Listens to Djent
*Cool Cat - Directed by Micheal Bay
*Cool Cat: the Animate Series (Produced by Video Brinquedo)
*Cool Cat Becomes a Whovian
*Cool Cat Meets the Doctor in the Hollywood Parade
*Cool Cat Ignores the Mystery Machine as He Introduces Other Stupid Cars to Kids
*The Mystery Machine - Forever Alone
*Cool Cat Becomes a Fish
*Cool Cat Has a Threesome with Hitler
*Cool Cat Lures Children Back to His House
*Where the Cool Cats Go to Die
*Cool Kitten - an Educational Film Series for Babies
*Cool Cat Fucks Elmo
*Cool Cat Becomes a Character on Sesame Street
*Cool Cat Skins Peter Griffin and Steals His Life
*Cool Cat Meets His Japanese Cousin Hello Kitty
*Hello Kitty says Goodbye For the First Time as She is Held Prisoner in Cool Cat's Sex Dungeon
*Cool Cat the Slave Owner
*Cool Cat and Trolley the Trout Start a Family Together
*Cool Cat Becomes A Pokemon Master
*Cool Cat Applies For Admin On Trollpasta Wiki
*Cool Cat 2: Butch The Bully Strikes Back
*Cool Cat Gets Arrested
*The Kids Save Cool Cat
*Cool Cat Learns The Dangers Of Being Cool
*Cool Cat Steals Christmas
*Cool Cat Takes the Christ Outta Christmas
*Straight Outta Cool Cat's House
*Cool Cat Fucks Jesus
*Cool Cat 3: Return Of Daddy Derek
*Cool Cat Joins A Valve Server In Tf2
*Cool Cat Steals Candy From A Baby
*Cool Cat Saves Cool Cat
*Cool Cat Starts A Fanclub
*Cool Cat Joins One Direction
*Cool Cat Directs A Porno
*Cool Cat The Killer
*Cool Cat Ft. Dante From The Devil May Cry Series
*Cool Cat and Knuckles
*The Fresh Cool Cat Of Bel-Air
*Cool Cat's Cool Christmas
*Cool Cat Saves Santa
*Cool Cat Uses MSPaint For The First Time
*Cool Cat Joins The Power Rangers
*Cool Cat Starts A Youtube Flamewar
*Cool Cat Reads The List Of Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen
*Cool Cat Gets On Dancing With The Stars
*Cool Cat Saves Santa From Butch The Bully
*Maria Saves The Kids
*Cool Cat Saves The Ghosts From The Ghostbusters Car
*Cool Cat Starts A Let's Play Channel On YouTube
*Cool Cat Reads Creepypastas
*coolcat.avi
*Cool Cat Fucks Slenderman
*Cool Cat Jams Out to YourMovieSucksDOTOrg's Song on Guitar Hero
*Cool Cat Assasinates JFK
*Cool Cat Fucks a Goat
*Cool Cat The Killer
*Cool Cat's Dank Open Hexagon Pack
*Cool Cat Goes To The UN To Complain About Online Critique Under The Veil Of Harassment
*Cool Cat Attacks Paris
*Cool Cat 4: The Bully Menace
*Cool Cat Settles It In Smash
*Cool Cat Becomes A Fanboy
*Cool Cat Enrolls In Oxford
*Cool Cat Becomes Dope Dog
*Cool Cat Works At 7/11
*Cool Cat Gets Banned From Wikia
*Cool Cat: The Original Series
*Cool Cat Meets EVIL PATRIXXX
*Cool Cat Can't Wake Up
*Cool Cat Does Drugs
*Cool Cat Isn't Cool Anymore
*The Bullies Save Cool Cat
*Maria And Butch The Bully: A Tale Of Love From The World Of Cool Cat
*Super Xtreme Ultra Cool Cat 4 Arcade Deluxe Edition
*How The Bullies Stole Christmas: A Cool Cat Christmas Tale
*Cool Cat Becomes Dictator For Life
*Cool Cat Sues IHateEverything
*Butch The Bully The Killer
*Daddy Derek And Cool Cat Rob The Bank
*Cool Cat Learns Quantum Physics
*Cool Cat Creates An OC
*Cool Cat: The Next Generation
*Cool Cat: Deep Space 9
*Cool Cat Becomes A Bully
*Cool Cat Starts A Death Metal Band
*Cool Cat Gets A Virus
*Cool Cat Learns To Shitpost
*Local Pedophile Dresses Up As Cool Cat And Kidnaps Kids
*Cool Cat 5: Attack Of The Reviewers
*Cool Cat Steals All The Memes
*Cool Cat Plays Bad Rats
*Cool Cat Reviews IHateEverything
*Cool Cat Talks About Fight Club
*Cool Cat is Rob Schneider
*Cool Cat 6: The Wrath Of Butch
*Cool Cat Gets Banned From TPWC
*Cool Cat Makes His Way Through The Danger Zone
*Cool Cat Spreads Careless Whispers Of A Good Friend
*Cool Cat Put A Ring On It
*Cool Cat Gets Rickrolled
*Cool Cat Inspires A New Meme
*Daddy Derek The Killer
*Cool Cat Slits His Wrists
*Cool Cat Drives Drunk
*Cool Cat Fails His Exam
*Maria The Killer
*Cool Cat Takes His Meds
*That One Good Cool Cat Spinoff
*Cool Cat The Toy Maker
*Cool Cat Joins Starpolar
*Cool Cat Raids Trollpasta Chat
*Cool Cat 7: The Search For Spock
*Cool Cat Gets Off To Furry Porn
*Cool Cat Votes For Donald Trump
*Cool Cat Learns What "Fuck" Means
*Cool Cat kicked sand in that kid's face
*Cool Cat 8: The Voyage Home
*Cool Cat Gets #rekt In CoD
*Cool Cat Dies At The End
*Cool Cat Slits His Wrists To Linkin Park Music
*Cool Cat Becomes A Rasist
*Cool Cat Convinces Daddy Derek To Make All Of The Cool Cat Spinoffs On This Very Page
*Cool Cat Gets Dunked On
*Cool Cat Becomes Addicted to /S4S/
*Cool Cat Gets Schwifty
*Cool Cat Eats A Potato
*Daddyderek.exe
*Cool Cat 9: Cool Cat vs. The World
*Cool Cat Wishes He Had More Friends
*Cool Cat Wishes He Was Trolley the Trout
*Cool Cat Takes A Selfie
*CoOl CaT uSeS RaNdOm CaPiTaLiZaTiOn
*Cool Cat Eats A Chicken Wing
*Cool Cat in The Super Bowl
*Cool Cat Writes A Trollpasta
*Trolleythetrout.exe
*Cool Cat Finds Out About Daddy Derek's History In Playgirl
*Cool Cat 10: Tokyo Drift
*COOL CAT LEARNS WHAT CAPS LOCKS IS
*cool cat breaks his shift and caps lock keys
*Cool Cat Gits Gud
*Cool Cat Inhales Gas Fumes
*Cool Cat Kisses A Girl And Likes It
*Cool Cat Starts A Strip Club
*Cool Cat Finds Jesus
*Cool Cat Orders For the Bombs to be Dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki
*Cool Cat Kills Himself After Dying in Dungeons and Dragons
*TV Tropes Ruins Cool Cat's Life
*Cool Cat Joins a Pyramid Scheme
*Cool Cat Hands Out Chick Tracts
*Cool Cat's Early Years: Preschool Fun
*Cool Cat's Perfect Sex Ed Class
*Cool Cat Spams Outdated Memes
*Cool Cat Spams Obscure In-Jokes
*Cool Cat: The War on Bullying: The Butch the Bully Saga: Butch the Bully Strikes Back: The Final Battle of Butch the Bully and Maria: Part XXX (Which Is 30 in Roman Numerals. No, Really. What Did YOU Think It Was?!)
*Cool Cat Watches 2girls1cup
*COOL CAT IS EXTREMELY EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cool Cat Overdoses on Catnip
*Cool Cat Spends $3000 on Smurfberries
*Cool Cat Vandalizes Wikipedia
*Cool Cat Flips Out When He Learns That His Movie Didn't Win an Oscar
*Cool Cat Is 2cool4school
*C001 C47 134rn5 13375p34k
*Cool Cat's Time Machine: A Wonderful Trip to England, 1348
*YouTube Copyright School Starring Cool Cat
*Mario Party Rage: Cool Cat vs. Maria
*Cool Cat, the Cool Cat, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs
*Cool Cat Tryeth to Talketh Like Shakespeare
*Cool Cat Is Like, Totally Radical, Duuuude!
*Cool Cat Gets PTSD After Being Insulted by Butch the Bully
*Cool Cat Eats Rats That Died of Rat Poison Poisoning, Gets Poisoned and Dies Painfully
*Cool Cat plays Minecraft
*Cool Cat Ragequits
*Cool Cat 11: Electric Boogie-Woogie-Loo
*A Cool Cat Halloween
*Cool Cat Plays Slender and Shits His Pants
*Cool Cat 12: The Search for Momma Cat
*Cool Cat x Bubsy: The Movie
*Momma Cat Gives Daddy Derek HIV From Beastiality
*Cool Cat Plays Smite
*Cool Cat Starts A Gaming Channel
*The Cool Cat Thanksgiving Special
*Cool Cat Adds To 'Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen'
*Cool Cat: The Loss of Nine Lives
*Dr. Cool Cat: Medical Ethics Is Overrated
*Cool Cat Teaches Web Design
*COol cAt Teavhes Tpying
*東方いじめ ~ Cat of Coolness
*Cool Cat Reads Derek Savage's Midnight Stripper, a Male Dancer Story
*Bible Birdie Reads The Skeptic's Annotated Bible
*Cool Cat and Bubsy Torment Arnold the Armadillo
*Cool Cat: A Pal for Gary
*Go Karting With Butch the Bully
*Cool Cat Boom: Rise of Butch
*Cool Cat Gets a Freezing Curse
*Cool Cat Takes a Potato Chip... and EATS IT!
*Cool Cat Tryz 2B a LOLCAT in 2015
*Cool Cat and Sonichu: Two (Un)Original Characters Who Are Joined By Their Creators/"Fathers" in Their Battle Against Bullies and Internet Trolls
*Cool Cat 13: Rise of the Machines
*Cool Cat Becomes A Robot
*Cool Cat Learns How To Commit Sepuku
*Cool Cat Commits A Shamfur Dispray, And Must Commit Sudoku By Dawn
*Cool Cat Learns Where Babies Come From
*Cool Cat Writes Self Insert Yaoi
*Cool Cat Fails At Failing
*Cool Cat 3D
*Cool Cat 64
*Cool Cat x Kid Kool
*Cool Cat Joins the PC Master Race
*Cool Cat vs. Connie the Console Peasant
*Cool Cat Plays Cards Against Humanity
*Kool Kat Diskoverz Zome Xtremely Kool Letterz
*Cool Cat Ragequits Life
*Pop Goes the Cool Cat
*Cool Cat vs. Wild
*Top Gear Starring Cool Cat and Daddy Derek
*MythBusters: Does Cool Cat Always Land on His Feet?
*Man vs. Cool Cat
*Ultraman Cool Cat vs. Ultra Nyan - The Movie
*Cool Cat Fails To Save Anything
*Cool Cat and Sonichu vs. DSP and The Tumblrettes
*Cool Cat Has A Bad Time
*Cool Cat Goes To R'lyeh
*Cool Cat fucks IHE
*Cool Cat Watch Furry cub (child) porn
*Cool Cat Kill's Kirk Cameron's Kids
*Cool Cat becomes an unfunny meme
*xXCo0l_C4tXx Cuts Himself
*Cool Cat becomes a Living Meme
*Cool Cat 13: Black Ops 2
*Cool Cat Was Phone
*Cool Cat Assassinates Butch the Bully For Mocking His Dick
*Cool Cat Ruins Everything
*Cool Cat Gets Pregnant
*Cool Cat VS Ron Jeremy: Who Is The Greatest Porn Star?
*Cool Cat Goes to Taco Bell
*Cool Cat Saves Christmas
*Cool Cat Finds Out That Santa Doesn't Exist
*Bible Birdie Reads the Quran
*Debates of Bible Birdie and Butch the Bully: Does God Exist?
*Cool Cat Becomes a Jedi
*Cool Cat kills Hans Solo
*Cool Cat Works at the Redundancy Department of Redundancy
*Cool Cat Works at the Department of Redundancy Department
*Cool Cat Works at the Redundant Department of Redundancy
*Cool Cat Joins the Jihad
*Cool Cat Makes a Meme
*Daddy Derek Decides to Kill Cool Cat
*Cool Cat Plays CS:GO and Gets Shouted at by Russians
*Cool Cat Burns Down Canada
*Poor Lonesome Cool Cat
*Cool Cat TYpE S lIKe A TUblr F Ag and CA nt even right NoW.
*Cool Cat Takes a Shit
*Trolley the Trout Saves the Kids
*Five Nights at Cool Cat's
*Derek Savage's horny Playgirl Porno XXX ft. Cool Cat
*Cool Cat Destroys the Economy of Soviet Russia
*Cool Cat Rigs the OJ Trials
*Cool Cat Saves the Kids II: Even Fatter Bullies Today
*Cool Cat Brings His Aborted Cousin Back From The Dead
*Cool Cat Vs. Evil Patrixxx Part 13 1/2: Never say Never
*Cool Cat molests babies
*Cool Cat fails to save the kids
*Cool Cat Partners With trump To Rule The World
*Cool Cat 75: Cool Cat in Space
*Cool Cat joins Farmersonly.com
*Cool Cat makes a minecraft lets-play channel
*Cool Cat x SuperMinecraftKid
*Cool Cat Faces a Painful and Horrific Death at the Hands of Ex-President Joe Biden
*Cool Cat Finds And Releases A Day With SpongeBob SquarePants
*Cool Cat Saves Himself
*Cool Cat Writes Gansta Rap
*Brokeback Cool Cat
*Cool Cat: Begingings
*Cool Cat Gets Diabetes
*Cool Cat Gets Moletsed by Butch the Bully
*Erik Estrada Saves The Kids
*Cool Cat whatevernumberwereonatthispoint: Revenge of the Return of the Rise of the Wrath of Jedi Sith Bully Machine Khan: Tokyo Boogaloo Arcade Special Edition
*Cool Cat Plays Overwatch
*Butch the Werewolf Bully; A Cool Cat Halloween Tale
*Cool Cat Reads Chick Tracts
*Cool Cat is Elected President
*Dere he Iz: The making of Cool Cat
*Cool Cat Learns what the fuck a sonic is
*A Tale of Two Cool Cats: By Mark "Daddy Derek" Twain
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Phantom Erik
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Sand Kick Tendancy
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Stardust Bullies
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Derek is Unbreakable
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Venno Maria
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Cool Ocean
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: Steal Review Run
*Cool Cat's Bizzare Adventure: JoJoCoolcat
*Cool Cat: Reloaded
*Cool Cat Discovers he isn't relevant anymore
*Cool Cat impaled a baby on his huge orange penis.
*Cool Cat is 22 years old and still a virgin
*Cool Cat gets neutered
*Cool Cat loves the Kids a little too much
*Cool Cat's Crippling depression
*Cool Cat overloads on memes
*Cool Cat does way too many memes
*Cool Cat should really stop doing memes now
*Cool Cat gets cancer
*Cool Cat meets sanz teh skolothen
*Cool Cat x Sans x Reader: An angsty self-insert fanfic
*Cool Cat meets Kung Fu Panda
*SwEg K00L KaT
*Cool Cat uses a condom for the first time
*Cool Cat cures world hunger by overdosing everyone with memes
*Cool Cat uses; semi-colons; for; the first; ever; time.
*Cool Cat has a Wattpad account
*Cool Cat is Thug Pug!!!!!!!!!1111!1!!1!1111!!!11!!!!!!?/??????/?????///????///?????//?//
*Cool Cat starts World War 3
*Cool Cat watches Porn
*Cool Cat downloads Bonzi Buddy
*Cool Cat Plays Undertale
*Five Nights At Cool Cat's 2
*Cool Cat meets Smitty Werberjagermanjensen
*Five Nights At Cool Cat's 3
*Cool Cat: Reloaded
*Butch The Bully gets to see Mama Cat's gaping Pussy Hole
*Daddy Derek becomes a Savage
*Cool Cat moves to the city of England
*Trolley The Trout makes another friend.
*Butch The Bully shoots up a school for Lunch Money
*The Fresh Cat of Daddy Derek's ballsack
*Cool Cat X YourMovieSucks: The Best Ship Ever
*Cool Cat 3 & Knuckles the Chuckles
*Cool Cat is Missing!
*CoolCatX"RobertStainton": a love story
*Stuper Cool Cat Bros.
*Cool Cat is EXQUISITE
*Cool Cat Generations
*Cool Cat undergoes a sex change
*Unlike Butch the Bully Cool Cat don't chuckle he rather flex his muscles
*Cool cat becomes a communist partisan
*Sharknado 4
*Cool Cat but blackface
*Cool Cat dabs on Jake Paul
*Cool Cat votes Trump
*Cool Cat in the hood
*Cool Cat kills a hobo for his clothes
*Cool Cat at the sperm bank, an adventure for the whole family
*Cool Cat sticks a needle in his urethra
*Cool Cat Regrets His Life Choices
*Elisocray calls Cool Cat